It’s A Kind Of Magic

Uoleva, Kingdom Of Tonga

Good Morning!

I love it in the mornings when you come out onto the beach. You see evidence of the overnight activity of the beach inhabitants, the crabs! The little tiny hermit crabs with their gorgeous shells. They come in all different shapes and sizes. There are long cone shape shells and short stubby shells. They are always so beautiful. They are never broken or damaged. You see their tracks all over the beach, their big heavy shells dragging in between the row of little claws.

The red hermit crabs. I think they are the coconut crabs, as we find them in the bush as well, on top of coconuts which have fallen. They have all got the same kind of shell, a kind of a rounded shape, all about the same size. It is so funny in the mornings. They have these meetings on the beach around a coconut husk. Sometimes 6 or 8 of them and they are all just climbing on top of each other having a good old yarn. Then you come along and POP inside their shells they go, I can’t see you so you can’t see me! They are so round when their bodies are inside their shell, sometimes they roll down the slope of the sand. I wonder what that feels like for them, so very cute.

The little beige and black crabs, they are kind of mid-size. They run sideways so fast. Their little black eyes, close together sticking up like little antennae and their little legs all splayed out side ways. Scuttling down the beach into the water as soon as they see you coming. They dig holes in the sand, takes them hours. They are very meticulous bringing sand out of the hole and dumping it one arm full at a time. It is such a labour of love. 

And then there are the bigger grey/green crabs, they are a lot bigger. I don’t think they would be big enough to eat but they are much bigger than these other little guys. They have beady red eyes spread quite far apart. They are so funny, they see you coming and back into the crevasses of the rock. As you move around the rock they scuttle around backwards to the other side, they think they are being hidden. Then Jenga will see them and bark and their claws stick straight out; attack mode. They just walk sideways very slowly, step by step, claws up facing their opponent. Jenga barks again, and the crab keeps walking, claws up, until he ends up back in the water to hide.

who is scared of who??

You know there are no other footprints on this beach, just us and Jenga. Nothing but that beautiful sun coming up, that golden hour. It is a bit cooler than what it will be as the day progresses. Overnight there has been a high tide so there is a new dump of sand and shells. We love beach-combing, looking at all the beautiful shells, but of course the nicest ones are all taken by the hermit crabs.

Jenga loves the morning walks, he has a fascination with the bait fish and the little black tip sharks. Poor old boy, he is getting a bit hard of seeing. He can’t always see them, but he knows there is something there. He runs along, barks, and splashes in the water, forever hopeful. He loves it, enjoying just being out there doing it. He has never caught anything yet but apparently he can.

ever hopeful to catch his dinner

At the end of the island there is a sand spit. At low tide it reaches, or has the potential to reach half way across the gap between us and Lifuka, the next island up. It has changed dramatically in the 3 months we have been here. Our home owners call it the magic sands. The spit used to go straight out. For a while, it went out towards the north. Now, it heads out to the east. It has completely changed sides. The colours and the patterns that come from this ever changing environment is incredible. Nature, what she can do and the power of the ocean is just beautiful.

We have managed to walk right out to that sand island. This is effectively the very end of the sand spit, which never gets covered by water. It was fascinating, it felt like we were right at the end of the world. The current is quite strong through this gap and the sand is very soft in places. As we were forging our way through the sinking sand we were taking really good notice of the tide. We knew that if we dilly dallied too much we would get stuck out there. It was so cool, we didn’t want to leave.

There is nothing on this island that can harm us badly. Except maybe for the pigs, but I don’t think that is very likely. There are no snakes, or deadly spiders like in Australia. But oh my, the spiders are huge! The Huntsman spider is here and she is very intimidating to look at, but harmless. There are plenty of spiders in the bush and they are very proficient at building webs right across out path. When we walk, we carry a stick. We wave it in front of us to catch the webs. It is a horrible feeling when you walk right into one! Mosquitoes, yes but not that bad. There are rats and mice around, but that is to be expected and they are more annoying than anything else. And that is why we have a cat, right? The worst thing is the paper wasps, we have both been stung and it is not pleasant, but again – not going to kill us!

he’s a little bit cute

The marine creatures are amazing. Every time we go out on the boat we see flying fish. They fly out of the water and dance their way across the water surface right in front of us. There are always turtles around. We see them out from the seat of knowledge and also from the boat in the lagoon. It is always a thrill to see the turtles, I don’t think I could ever get tired of them. One trip, we were coming back from the China shop on the boat. A Ray jumped right out of the water in front of us. It was incredible as we both saw it and could hardly believe our eyes. It jumped out of the water with its belly to us. It seemed to have a fish in its mouth. The fish dropped as it breached the surface then splashed back down into the water. We thought it could have been a Manta Ray, we clearly saw his mouth. But they are not meat eaters, so we are not sure what kind of Ray it was, but super exciting to see. We were buzzing for ages after that encounter.

There are big bats in the trees. They fly around right at sunset and land in the coconut trees, they are so lovely to watch. I think they could be flying foxes, which is just a big fruit eating bat. They make quite a racket during the night but we are getting used to it now.

It is so untouched out here, there is time to stop watch and listen to nature. I have been surprised at the lack of flowers. We only seem to have a hibiscus type of flower and we only see them once they have fallen from the tree. Maybe it is the time of the year? It is so green though, lush greenery everywhere. The sound of the ocean is ever present, waves crashing on the reef. Sometimes when the wind is blowing the right way, we can hear the crash of the waves landing on the outer reef beyond the lagoon on the other side of the island. Occasionally we hear a boom of the under water caves as they fill and empty with ocean surges.

We are loving this life, it is pretty unique. It is very refreshing to leave all the stresses of “normal” life behind for a while. But I always ask the question – “what is normal?” I will leave you with that to ponder!

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The Tale Of A Remote Island

Uoleva, Ha’apai, Tonga

One month in – 3 months to go! Oh boy what have we done?

It is like we are on a big boat, nothing but ocean all around. No connection to the mainland, ie no power supply, no water mains, no sewage. Just what we have here on our “boat”. Chris and I have lived remotely before, but this is the most extreme. Are we loving it, are we managing ok? Hell yes! we are loving it. Every day brings joy and challenges in equal parts.

North end of the island, only 350m across where we are staying

This is Uoleva, smack bang in the middle of nowhere! Actually not nowhere, the Kingdom of Tonga, in the South Pacific. 19°50.5’S 174°23.65’W to be exact! A 4 X 1 km (at the widest point) island of sand and coconut trees, running almost North-South. There is almost no one else around. We are looking after 1 of 4 small resorts on the island and besides the resort owners, staff and guests, Uoleva is uninhabited. No roads, no infrastructure. Access is by boat only and completely off grid. We are in the rainy season now and all businesses are closed, there are no guests, and the owners and staff have, mostly, left the island. So, we really are on our “todd”

Our amazing owners have been here for over 10 years and have built this place from the ground up. Literally, from the clearing of the land to the supply of materials and building of the dwellings. Blood sweat and tears have gone into this project which has been an absolute labour of love and passion. We are so in awe of what they have done! A young couple with a dream, a vision, and they made it a reality! Following their love of Kite Surfing and their respect for marine wildlife and the ocean, they have found a spot with perfect conditions to make that dream become real.  We are so lucky to be here and live in their shoes for a while.

Check out their website, and see their full story https://kitesurftonga.com/

It is always exciting to learn the ropes of a new house sit, but this one is out the gate! We have to call on all our experience and knowledge from the past. We have done the no power, remote food supply, the unique challenges of island life, the hurricane zone, the long sit duration, the excessive heat and humidity, the bugs and mosquitos, sick and medicated animals; but not all at once! We must take everything we have learnt before and wrap it all up into one package, and we are ready for the challenge.

Having said that, we thought we might get fired in the first few days of being here. The dinghy disappeared on our first night here, off the mooring right outside the house. A mystery which will probably never be solved. Then poor Jenga, the dog, was mauled by either another dog or perhaps a pig?? Blood everywhere! Big wounds around his head and ear. Very pleased this happened while the owners were still here as we had not had enough time to bond with him. We are very much bonded now! Poor guy! He remained sedated and on antibiotics for a few days after our owners departed. And then the cows; there have not been cows on the property for 10 years, first day on our own and the cows come in, sheesh! Thankfully they didn’t do too much damage, and now that Jenga is better – and not in a drugged up state, the cows have not returned!

So here we are, getting into the swing now and pinching ourselves that this is real. We feel so lucky to have had this opportunity to look after this little piece of paradise. We have a very efficient solar power system, gas for cooking and hot water, a water well and rain water tanks. We have a Starlink satellite system, so comms will not be a problem! What more does one need?

There should be no shortage of sunshine here in the South Pacific – she says hopefully! There is ability to capture enough sunshine to provide power for 12 guests in the season, so I think with just the 2 of us, we should not run out of power. The systems they have in place are quite substantial. No doubt this has come from experience, anything can happen in this unpredictable and volatile environment – Earthquakes, Tsunamis, Cyclones, and just the mere fact that we are sitting on a tiny sandcastle, surrounded by salt water which can kill anything, if you give it half a chance. The corrosion is a continual battle. So we have a generator, in fact we have a three, and spares for everything, just in case.

Along with plenty of sunshine, there is also plenty of rain, particularly at this time of the year. Rain fills the freshwater tanks from the runoff from the roofs, this is our drinking water, and the well water is pumped into other tanks for everything else. The well water is mostly fresh water, but there is an element of sea water mixed in there. So, there is always a saltiness to the well water, we are getting used to showering and washing dishes in salty water. There is enough water to furnish 12 guests plus staff in the season, so I think we “2” will be fine for water. And there are spare pumps, just in case!

And what goes in, must come out! The toilets are composting, and there is a complex composting system for food and other scraps. So no damaging effect on the environment. What goes on the island, stays on the island.

We are finding this to be a healthy lifestyle, we are out in the elements all day and by 7:30pm we are exhausted and ready to retire to the house fale and watch some Netflix – yes, we do have a TV, there is even a spare!! Planning and cooking food is a daily job, the nearest shop is a boat ride away, over a reef, so we can only go when the weather and tides are favourable. We are baking bread, loaves, cookies, making our own sauces and curries and pizza dough from scratch. Chris is getting coconuts each day and we are drinking fresh coconut water – that has got to be good for you! We have planted some seeds and are coaxing them along; we are hopeful they will yield some food soon. Neither of us have had a lot to do with gardening. We learnt a lot at the Chateau in France, but that garden was already established – so watch this space, when I start singing and telling stories to the plants, maybe send help!

The seat of knowledge, a favourite spot to think and plan and reflect

Being on a small island we are very conscious and dependent on the weather around us. As I said before, just like being on a boat, we consistently have to check the forecast and be aware of and recognise the changes. We are getting temperatures up to 30°C most days and it is not dropping below 27°C at night with up to 90% humidity. There is a fairly consistent Easterly wind which is very well received. We have use of an inflatable dinghy which is on a mooring in the lagoon. This is our life line to the other islands, and our mode of transport to get supplies. Both Chris and I are loving the boat, it is not a chore to get out in the boat and navigate our way through the reefs over to the other island, its what we do!

Has it really been a month already? This first month has been amazing, we are looking forward the the next 3. Day to day we are finding plenty to do. Along with the coconuts, Chris is harvesting bananas, papaya and passion fruit every day – he is attempting to make wine from the bananas – we will keep you posted on that one! We have a few projects on the go here on the property along side the normal daily chores, so we are not getting bored! We are finding it pretty hot though and not a lot can get done in the middle part of the day, so reading books under the fan is another one of our daily jobs! We are swimming a lot, kayaking and snorkelling too. Its a great life!

By the way, Jenga is all better now, he has recovered fully from his ordeal, and he is an absolute joy to have around! Him along with our darling little girl cat Tigger “T I double G er” are delightful members of our wee family here on the island.

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Happy Birthday Chris!

Almost Forgot George Town

Chew Jetty, George Town, Penang, Malaysia

I was sitting on a bus in New Zealand, travelling from Tauranga to Auckland writing my story about our trip to Thailand when I realised I had forgotten all about our trip to George Town.

How could I forget George Town?? I reminisce about this beautiful town on the island of Penang, Malaysia as I go through my 1000’s of photos.

We came to Penang from Langkawi to spend a night with Chris’s brother and nephew as they were holidaying here. It was wonderful to see them and share a meal and a few Tigers.

We love Penang, almost as much at Langkawi! And George Town is a very photogenic town, with its famous street art, little surprises around every corner. I love the Chinese shop-houses, the more run down the better! The chipping paint and miss matching shutters are fascinating. We thoroughly enjoyed our 2 nights there. It was like putting on an old favourite comfy jumper, going to the same old places we have loved, seeing things again with fresh eyes but the same awe and appreciation.

George Town is recognised as having a unique architectural and cultural townscape without parallel anywhere else in Southeast Asia and contains one of the largest collections of pre-war buildings in S.E.A. George Town became a UNESCO world heritage site in 2008 and is the second largest city in Malaysia.

I hope you enjoy this photo journey through George Town and it reminds you of the time you were here, or it inspires you to make the trip to Malaysia.

Penang is definitely worth a trip! If you are in Malaysia, don’t miss it out! And of course the FOOD IS FABULOUS!

And a bonus – We got to watch the All Blacks beat South Africa.

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